FUNKADELIC FRIDAYS: EMOTIONS OF THE MOMENT

 

heart-and-brain 

 

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Why did I do this to myself?  I am too old to be doing this!  What was I thinking?  I need a younger body for this!  OH MY GOD!  THE PAIN!!!!   I need drugs. That’s what I need.  GIVE ME DRUGS!!!  WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO???  NATURAL CHILDBIRTH!  DO I LOOK LIKE CAROLYN INGLES FROM LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE?????  I AM PUSHING!!!  OH!  MY!!! GODDDDDDDDD!!!!!! 

 

(alarm rings) 

 

“Liz, it’s time to get up.  You’ll be late for work.  I have coffee waiting and tonight when you come home I have planned a very romantic evening.  Dinner.  Wine.  Music.  Me.  You.  A cozy fire.  And. . .”

 

“I WANT TO GO BOWLING TONIGHT!!!”

 

 

 

More to come.

 

~~~Malinda Gwyn~~~ 

 

 

 

 

 

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