Why did I do this to myself? I am too old to be doing this! What was I thinking? I need a younger body for this! OH MY GOD! THE PAIN!!!! I need drugs. That’s what I need. GIVE ME DRUGS!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO??? NATURAL CHILDBIRTH! DO I LOOK LIKE CAROLYN INGLES FROM LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE????? I AM PUSHING!!! OH! MY!!! GODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
“Liz, it’s time to get up. You’ll be late for work. I have coffee waiting and tonight when you come home I have planned a very romantic evening. Dinner. Wine. Music. Me. You. A cozy fire. And. . .”
“I WANT TO GO BOWLING TONIGHT!!!”
More to come.