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“BOY!  IF YOU DON’T PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!”

“I got this Momma.  Just calm down.”

“BOY!  I SAID PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!  You will NOT text and drive while I am in this car.  Haven’t you heard enough about texting, driving, and dying?”

“Mom.  It’s just texting and driving.  Besides, I am careful.  I only text at the stop light or stop signs.”

“Child, you don’t even come to a complete stop at the stop signs. I’m not playing.  PUT IT AWAY!!!”

“Fine.  I just need to respond to this message and I will put it away.”

“NOT WHILE I AM IN THIS CAR!  DON’T MAKE ME THROW IT OUT OF THE WINDOW!”

“Alright, alright Momma!  See.  I am putting it down now.”

“FINE!  WATCH THOSE STOP SIGNS TOO!”

“Momma.  Why are you ALWAYS fussing about my driving?  I am a safe driver and you know it.  I don’t speed like the other kids and I’m not blasting my music disturbing the other drivers.  When people text me I wait until I stop to respond.  No big deal.”

“It is a big deal to me son and it SHOULD be a big deal to you.  You are transporting precious cargo. . . ME!!!  I want to get home alive, thank you very much!”

“Yes Momma.  I will get you . .. ”

(Screams)

DISCLAIMER:  Please do not text and drive?  Even texting at a stop sign or a red light can cost you your life and/or the lives of others.