The Spoof Off Battle Gauntlet has been thrown down!

Justin Belt’s post today was soooo good, it got my competitive drive thumping!  So, without further adieu, here’s my third spoof of the week inspired by E.V.E.’s “Tambourine”.  I’m not even going to post the original lyrics cause you’ll hear them in the video.

~ Marta G.

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This is Arkansas, Just In Case They Got You Wondering 

You betta come correct, son!

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

LEGGO!

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

Ladies and Gentleman!

Here we be bought to drop that knowledge, y’all

We them folks that you thought you’d disregard

Yo mistake if you thought we’d let it slide

See this heart and this soul we can’t deny

And it’s real that our family is small

But we’ll still whoop that a*# in basketball

From the Hill where we start to call dem HAWGS

Over to STATE where them mighty Red Wolves Howl!

Come on!

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

They watching while we moving round town

Look at em crusing

They aint even figured how we get down, we keep on schooling

All my people put yo hands in the air it’s all right now

We’re gonna show you how to manage all your accounts (WOW!)

Stop that spending, pay yo bills and

Remember to live within your means alright, friend?

Y’all must think we crazy, you aint ready for this man

We got this game soled up now we talking bought Business

Now I know this hard but you cannot deny

Arkansas saves your butt when it’s time to buy

All them groceries you need so that you can survive.

Guaranteed low prices bringing service and smiles

Come On!

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

Yo, Yo

Do you like that bird, thank you Tyson and George

How bout rice and soy? Oh yeah, we are that source

Feed folks around the globe with them exports, exports

Heifer serves up milk for adults, young girls and boys

Giving money to the kids, gotta love that

Incubating CEOs, gotta love that

Birthing innovations, gotta love that

Moving goods around the world, gotta love that

Don’t be hating cause that

Wrinkles make you look bad

Come and join our movement or stay home and keep on looking sad

You aint gotta ask bought our status

But you can be for certain that this here sho aint Kansas

COME ON!

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

This is Arkansas just in case they got you wondering

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

We aint bout that BS cause we handling our business (WHAT!)

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