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Here is my story starter. It was a fun exercise. I think my daughter would love doing these.

My task was to write a letter to a spider monkey who rides a giant sloth in traffic. lol.

 June 13, 2016

Dear Senor Manikua Lemuel Jones,

It is called a carpool lane for a specific reason! It’s for cars! I grow ever so weary of having to trail you as you and your ginormous sloth, with the vanity tag “SPEEDY”, slow traffic to a virtual halt.

First, there is the issue of the output. Cars might throw out pollution emissions, but your “vehicle” tosses out copious amounts of excrement that I have to clean from the undercarriage of my car every afternoon.

Secondly, who even rides a giant SLOTH?!

Third, you’re a spider monkey! Where are you even going on weekday mornings?

I’m late for work every day. It’s your fault. I’m calling Tarzan. He will set you straight!

Sincerely,

Almost Pink-Slipped Citizen

I can’t attach my picture. It was SOOOOO “good”. So I used an image from a wonderful Deviant Artist who you should check out instead named ChaoSpider.