‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house.
Not a smell from the kitchen
Nor a crumb for a mouse.
No stockings were hung
So the fireplace is bare,
And we know that Saint Nick
Better not be there.
Overflowing with gifts
Is our naked Christmas tree, 🎄
But these people’s stomachs
Won’t stop their grumbling pleas.
There’s an abundance of LOVE
Radiating through our home,
so they better Eat this pre-made Turkey
And leave me alone!! 🙃🤪🤣😂

This is the Turkey for our Christmas dinner 😬🥴🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Merry Christmas y’all!
Stassi